Luscious Luka, in her attempts to have a good time last night, was accosted by a young man, older than 21 but still in his youth, with a black eye. This prodigy of social manners began his pursuit with a ever-so-clever cute approach of making conversation about how the Easter Bunny and egg hunts are such popular icons but in truth, bunnies don’t lay eggs, they are mammals. Now Luscious Luka will acknowledge that this was quite an acute observation, yet the young man still couldn’t capture her heart.

He then proceeded to inform her of his move into Glendale Heights a few years back. Not only did this nosedive his chances of conquest, but infused fear in poor Luscious Luka; the reasoning being that NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND MOVES INTO GHETTO HEIGHTS!

The amazing speciman of manhood was accompanied by a lovely example of Trucker with a baby mullet. This sexy stud was, unfortunately for Luscious Luka, not hunting for her but, in fact, her dear friend Anne. Luscious Luka thought, “She’s soooo lucky! I want a trucker man to be after me! I love mullets! The Bitch!”

The night soon came to an end and Luscious Luka’s dreams of passion and romance with the black-eyed mongrol came to an end. All was not lost though for she was saved by a night in shining armor who was gracious to dance with her drunk ass. Wherever he is, please know that your gracious and kind words uplifted Miss Luscious Luka from White Trash status to Trailer Park material! Thank you, kind sir! And please talk to us again! We pray you talk to Anne in your class on Tuesday and ask of how to find and woe Miss Luscious Luka.