the mysterious science of understanding the strange and scary mind of the male counterpart

What is wrong with guys? Seriously?? If you know the answer, have a stashed manual somewhere, please share because I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.

First off, why didn’t we say something about the whole situation in the first place.
Second, why do we
(1) Bring it up, then,
(2) Pretend it didn’t happen, and thus,
(3) Ignore someone entirely.