candy coated rose petals

The food in my bowl
Is old, and more to the point,
Contains no tuna.

So you want to play.
Will I claw at dancing string?
Your ankle’s closer.

There’s no dignity
In being sick – which is why
I don’t tell you where.

Seeking solitude,
I am locked in the closet.
For once I need you.

Tiny can, dumped in
Plastic bowl. Presentation,
One star; service, none.

Am I in your way?
You seem to have it backwards:
This pillow’s taken.   [ Read more ]

In case you needed further proof that the human race may be doomed in its way of thinking, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer –
“Do not use while sleeping.”
(Damn, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos –
“You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.”
(The shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap –
“Directions: Use like regular soap.”
(and that would be how???….)   [ Read more ]

Celebrate July Fourth From Home