A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment ‘RENT FOR APARTMENT.
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.
Current movies I’d like to catch this season … Let me know if you’ve seen any of the following:
Hard to believe, but another year has passed. Once again, it’s time forthe Darwin Award Nominees. The Darwin’s are awarded every year to thepersons who died in the most stupid manner, thereby removing themselvesfrom the gene pool.
This year’s nine nominees are:
Nominee No. 1: [San Jose Mercury News]: An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club tobreak a former girlfriend’s windshield, accidentallyshot himself to death when the gun discharged,blowing a hole in his gut.
1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds
2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do
3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
10. LEFT BANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
11. MISTY: How golfers create divots
12. PARADOX: Two physicians
13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the EiffelTower
14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with
16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
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