chicago slang
1. Grachki (grach’-key): Chicagoese for “garage key” as in, “Yo, Theresa, waja do wit da grachki? Howmy supposta cut da grass if I don’t git intada grach?”
2. Sammich: Chicagoese for sandwich. When made with sausage, it’s a sassage sammich; when made with shredded beef, it’s an Italian Beef sammich, a local delicacy consisting of piles of spicy meat in a perilously soggy bun.
As seen in a dog’s diary:
I went to see the Chicks on Tuesday. The show was so awesome. Of course they played all the hits, especially one of my favorites: Sin Wagon. Other top hitters were The Long Way Around, Long Time Gone, Not Ready to Make Nice, Lubbock or Leave It and Wide Open Spaces. 
Earlier this week:

















